A New Direction

I need an outlet to really help people, and my sporadic schedule with work really limits my ability to plan a regular time to interact with people. Solution: The Internet. With a combination of my formspring account and this blog I am going to begin an advice column and do my best to help people with the everyday and heavyday problems that crop up and bother people. Being a bit of a hellraiser and a natural dissembler, with a natural talent for experiencing life without flinching, I think my own life has given me enough experience to help with a wide variety of situations in my life. And by the grace of God, if I can't come up with an answer, I hang out with a pack of older, wiser, and more grey men than myself.

I put up a blurb about my formspring and already got a bite with the first question for the advice column.

i love your beard.. i just want to get lost inside of it!

Thanks! I eat a lot of chicken and produce a lot of testosterone so it comes in real thick when I grow it. If you want to grow a beard like mine, you start with eating more meat or taking protein supplements, follow that up with some strenuous exercise and you've got a recipe for a testosterone overload that will only lead to more beard.

With the sincerest regards,
- theDangerparty